(FranWorst.com) Beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has announced the debut of the first Meal Assembly & Cosmetic Surgery Kitchen Franchise: Make & Fake Gourmet. Make & Fake Gourmet combines the consumer appeal of paying hundreds of dollars to prepare ones own meals, and the booming demand for such cosmetic enhancements as botox injections, face peels, microderm abrasions, and liposuction… all in a festive, upscale, and social setting.
More details were not available at press time, as Mr. Quick just thought of the idea and had other things to do.
Said millionaire-maker Quick: “I am proud to be able to offer this exciting franchise opportunity to qualified individuals. As you know, 99% of franchise owners are wildly successful compared to 99% of independent business owners who fail in the most public, humiliating ways possible. QuickCo is proud to offer another exciting opportunity that’s truly too good to be true.”
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Mike Schmidt played his entire career for the Philadelphia Phillies, and is widely regarded as the greatest third baseman in history. He was decidedly less talented at deciding whom to license his name to. Schmidt reportedly lent his name and support to a Philly-style sandwich chain in exchange for $1000 per year per unit. It was one pitch Schmidt should have passed on, since the chain made it to ten units and then struck out in a rather ugly fashion. They left the franchisees stranded, one of whom detailed her tale of woe in FTC hearing testimony that’s posted online.
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The Brooklyn Chamber of Commerce awarded the founders their 2004 Entrepreneur of the Year Award. Entrepreneur Magazine named Fratelli Ravioli one of their “Hot for 2006″ franchise concepts. Their concept was celebrated with positive media coverage from Crain’s New York Business to the Food Channel. Even post-mortem, the