FREE PSYCHIC READING WITH RON
August 2, 2008 by FranWorst · 4 Comments
Jesus wants you to be financially secure and happy in your personal life so that you can spread his word of peace and contentment in prosperity, and as an example. Click below, an Ron will help you get on the path of prosperity at no cost or obligation to you whatsoever.
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Q&A with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
July 21, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Q. Mr. Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq., what will I actually DO as a FRANWORST franchisee?
A. Please, call me Millionaire.
iSTOLE It: Opening Windows of Opportunity
July 21, 2008 by FranWorst · 2 Comments
iSTOLE It combines the selling power of eBay auctions with our unique, no-cost inventory acquisition system to unlock multiple window(s) of opportunity for YOU!
The power of eBay. Online auctions aren’t just for Nigerian advance fee fraud, counterfeit Gucci handbags and Virgin Mary-shaped grilled cheese sandwiches anymore! eBay’s become the premiere global pipeline for easy liquidation of valuable merchandise… such as your ex-wife’s Rolex, your neighbor’s lawnmower and that missing gold chalice from St. Anthony’s.
Low cost of goods? Try NO cost of goods. eBay drop-off store franchises like iSold It*, Snappy
Auctions and AuctionMeElmo lack a steady source of valuable merchandise. With the proprietary iSTOLE It inventory acquisition system, everyone wins! Homeowners get cash for their valuable items. Insurance companies gain customer appreciation and an excuse to raise their premiums. And YOU gain a nondescript warehouse filled with items consumers want… and want back.
Get in on the ground floor and move up! iSTOLE It is a great entry level opportunity. Many of our ISI franchisees from living in small apartments to The Big House in no time! And many who started with iSTOLE It now also own such franchises as Pruno Prison Wine and H&R Cell BLOCK.
See you on the veranda!
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
For more great franchise opportunities, visit the FRANWORST 500
* iSTOLE It is not affiliated with any other company, living or dead. Resemblance to actual companies is entirely coincidental. iSTOLE It is void where prohibited by law. iSTOLE It is intended for medical and/or novelty purposes only. Suing us is strictly prohibited.
FRANWORST FRANCHISE TESTIMONIALS
July 20, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
There’s no need to contact Franworst franchise owners… We’ve brought them to you!
What people are saying about
The FIP franchise program.
FRANWORST SUPPORT: You Deserve The Very Worst
July 20, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Our franchise is like a big family. Only better.
God Doesn’t Make - Or Like - Losers!
July 20, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Does a desire to be your own boss burn inside you with the intensity of a urinary tract infection?
Q&A With Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
July 20, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Q&A with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Q. Mr. Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq., what will I actually DO as a FRANWORST franchisee?
A. Please, call me Millionaire.
Read moreBUDGET BRIDES: Love 4 Less!
July 20, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Welcome to Budget Brides: Mail order brides 4 less!
Dating, Matchmaking, Singles, Foreign Brides. Wives. Meet eligible women from the Poland, USSR, Singapore, Zimbabwe, Alabama and other places even worse than where you live.A Jezebel with Decibels: Oksana is ready - and priced - to move!
Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, “Sweating to the Oldies” videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain… especially if you’ve suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You’ll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!
Harmless when medicated
Meet lovely Lily. She’s young. Beautiful. Spirited. And completely harmless when properly medicated. You won’t need an alarm or attack dog with this lovely vixen in the house, as she is trained in three forms of martial arts and even served in her regime’s Secret Police! Despite a slight history of explosive and violent outbursts, Miss Lily is gentle as a purring tiger when she’s taken her meds. She loves children, is a skilled interrogater and extraordinary rendition specialist… handy talents when those teenage years roll around!
We have looked into your future and have some important information for you. Click the button to the left, answer the easy (even for you) questions and receive your message from the future. Don’t sit there… get clicking!
Could you put a smile on this face?
Meet Tatyana, an excellent ukrainian cook with low self esteem and bad skin. Her agoraphobia and limited English make her a perfect companion for the stay-at-home bachelor or the bedridden. Says Tatyana about the prospect of finding her soulmate in America: “OK.” She’s not that into men, and not that into the idea of marriage, but let’s face it: you’re in no position to be choosy. If she was hot with even a mildly pleasant demeanor, you’d never even have a shot at her, would you? Would you?
For mail order brides, foreign wives, hot international singles, eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, dating advice, singles hook-ups, matchmaking worldwide, dating and trysts on a beer budget, Budget Brides is your best choice.
Budget Brides: Where you definitely get what you pay for!
(BRAD) PITT STOP FRANCHISE RUMOR CONFIRMED
July 14, 2008 by FranWorst · 3 Comments
KayBot Cosmetics: Empowering Women Thru Greed
July 3, 2008 by FranWorst · Leave a Comment
Now women can believe they can make as much as they can dream… and dream that they can make as much as they believe… and look great doing it!
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