Our franchise is like a big family. Only better.

The FRANWORST franchise support team is like a family, only much better.
No mind-numbing family holidays.
No guilt trips.
No parental disappointment at how you turned out.
No Uncle Elgar from the Old Country.
And no attendance at weddings with cheap bar booze and an out-of-tune band that hasn’t quite mastered the hokey pokey.

Start-up Support. Our system is designed to get you started in your hot new business as fast as humanly possible, sometimes faster. You can be up and running in as few as 5-7 days if you pay by check, and instantly if you pay by VISA, Mastercard, American Express, Diner’s Club, Discover, gold coins, cash or negotiable bonds.

Ongoing Support: With the FRANWORST franchise program, you are truly in business FOR yourself, but not BY yourself. You’re up the creek, but WITH a paddle. You’re screwed and blued, but not tattooed. And remember, when you are a member of the FRANWORST franchise family, our answering machine is always just a phone call away.

Just-Blame-Us™ ScapeGoat™ Program: When things go wrong, independent business owners have no one to blame but themselves. But FRANWORST franchisees have us to blame! Templated complaints include: “Royalties too high!” “Not enough support!” “Too much support!” “Why don’t you… oh, you did? Well, still…” Whining can be submitted 24 hours a day, 365 days a year by using our 1-900 Whineline, Fax-A-Whine or E-whine Online email programs. Our state-of-the-art call center ensures that all complaints are promptly disregarded within minutes of submission.