SPOTLIGHT Archive

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Most Bizarre Franchises

Dick’s Pick’s:  Richard Quick, Esq.’s picks for the most bizarre franchise opportunities anywhere. Which franchise opportunity is right for you?:

“Cremains” Disposal Franchise  America’s leading balloon-based aerial “cremains” disposal franchise!

Goose Chasing Franchise  Turn your hatred of waterfowl into an exciting business opportunity!

Pirahna Pedicures  Finally!  A flesh-eating fish franchise YOU can afford!

1-800-AUTOPSY Franchise  A mobile franchise that’s a cut above the rest.

Gum Removal Franchise  Build your future in the exciting field of chewing gum removal!

Mobile Pet Cremation  Provide the ultimate Spot remover.

Pooper Scooper Franchise  Mine the brown gold!

Bounty Hunter Franchise  It’s Success or Bust! with this bounty hunting franchise.

Murder Maids  Criminals aren’t the only ones making a killing.

Grass Painting Franchise  The grass is always greener when it’s freshly painted.

Porno Pizza  3 deadly sins (sloth, gluttony, lust)…  1 exciting franchise!

Pet Funeral Home  Are there big, tear-stained checks in your future?

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Q&A with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.

rqwalking Q. Mr. Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq., what will I actually DO as a FRANWORST franchisee?

A. Please, call me Millionaire.

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FRANWORST FRANCHISE TESTIMONIALS


There’s no need to contact Franworst franchise owners… We’ve brought them to you!

What people are saying about
The FIP franchise program.

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FRANWORST SUPPORT: You Deserve The Very Worst

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Our franchise is like a big family. Only better.

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God Doesn’t Make – Or Like – Losers!

Does a desire to be your own boss burn inside you with the intensity of a urinary tract infection?

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Q&A With Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.

Q&A with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.

Q. Mr. Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq., what will I actually DO as a FRANWORST franchisee?

A. Please, call me Millionaire.
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What is Success?

What is Success?
A letter from our President, Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. Read the rest of this entry »

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FranWorst.Com Prison Wine Franchises Available

Richard Quick, Esq. has announced a unique franchise that both caters to (and is produced by) a captive market: The FranWorst Prison Wine Distributorship Franchise. Read the rest of this entry »

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Meal Assembly & Botox Kitchen Franchise


(FranWorst.com) Beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has announced the debut of the first Meal Assembly & Cosmetic Surgery Kitchen Franchise: Make & Fake Gourmet. Make & Fake Gourmet combines the consumer appeal of paying hundreds of dollars to prepare ones own meals, and the booming demand for such cosmetic enhancements as botox injections, face peels, microderm abrasions, and liposuction… all in a festive, upscale, and social setting.

More details were not available at press time, as Mr. Quick just thought of the idea and had other things to do.

Said millionaire-maker Quick: “I am proud to be able to offer this exciting franchise opportunity to qualified individuals. As you know, 99% of franchise owners are wildly successful compared to 99% of independent business owners who fail in the most public, humiliating ways possible. QuickCo is proud to offer another exciting opportunity that’s truly too good to be true.”

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Can Botox Parties Save the Meal Prep Franchises? (Part 3)