Do you dream of owning your own business? 

Being your own boss? 

Picking up dead animals, conducting pet funerals, and getting big, tear-stained checks for  burying or incinerating Fido, Tabby or Mr. Whiskers?

Who hasn’t?  Now, through the Pet Dreams Memorial Center license opportunity, you can get all the benefits of owning a real funeral home without the laws, big, heavy bodies, and general creepiness. 

Plus, you’ll have cool profit centers such as “Keepsake fur clippings,” “ceramic paw prints and nose prints,” and “do it yourself” funeral service options.

You’ll offer such premium packages as the Full Tribute Cremation Package – $390

You’ll get paid to pick up mass stiffs at a buck-a-lb.: 26-50 lbs  $25  51-75 lbs  $50   76-100 lbs  $75  101-125 lbs  $100  101-125 lbs  $125  Over 126 lbs   add $1.00 per lb.

You’ll be in dog heaven offering add-ons like:

•Pet Loss Grief Library, Sympathy and Memorial Cards
•Holiday Remembrance and Memorial Service Honoring their Pet
•Travel Assurance with Prepayment – $125 (Locate Affiliate if Death Traveling)
•Scattering Options – $25-125
•Personal Home Delivery of Urn – $25 (add $1.25 per mile beyond 15 miles)
•Mail Pet’s Ashes – $20 (shipping charges will be added)
•Keepsake Jewelry – Starting at $94.00 (“made to hold a small amount of your pet’s ashes or we can have them cast with your pet’s nose or paw print. Available in Sterling or Gold.”)
•Sculpture Urns – $299-$425  “…hand crafted paper mache urns are created in the whimsical likeness of your pet. Each urn is unique and is created from a photograph of your beloved pet.”
•Faithful Friends Sealable Casket – $110-$235
•Hand Crafted Pet Caskets – $56-$2500
•Granite or Marble Grave Markers
•Pet Tribute DVD – $195
•LifeGems – “Diamonds Created From Your Pet’s Ashes!  They are Spectacular!!”

So dig into a business pets are dying for:  Pet Dreams Memorial Center funeral home and crematorium.

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3 deadly sins (sloth, gluttony, lust)…  1 exciting franchise!

Opportunity seekers: now you can combine your love of pornography with the undeniable appeal of delivered pizza.

You’ll own the only pizza franchise that can promote a Buy Two Deadly Sins (Gluttony, Sloth) and get the third (Lust) FREE!

The Porno Pizza franchise, which delivers raunchy porn with every pizza, is creation of Canadian pizza visionary Corey Wildeman. 

Without Wildeman’s tireless dedication, hundreds of Winnipeg’s most (extremely, and probably permanently) eligible bachelors may have starved to death… or been forced to find real female companionship.

Think of it as the franchise Larry Flynt might have started if he had been drinking buddies with Papa John.

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Why go to the trouble and expense of growing a lush, green, healthy lawn when you can just paint the old stuff green?  

According to the Always Green Grass Painting Company, “Painting gives you the green lawn you desire without the hassle.  Painting is easier, less expensive, and is actually better for your lawn…”

Always Green Grass Painting franchise owners also have a service to cater to those too lazy to spread fresh mulch, but want that snazzy new-mulch look for their lawn and shrubbery:  mulch & pine straw painting. 

 Always Green Grass Painting franchises are available starting at $10,000.

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Murder Maid Service.

Suicide Scrubbers.

Crackhouse Cleaners.

Meth Lab Moppers.

Whatever you call them, crime scene cleanup technicians are proof that criminals aren’t the only ones making a killing.  And now you can build your future in the lucrative world of gris and gore with an Amdecon crime scene cleanup franchise.

Amdecon boasts extensive experience ”dealing with families, businesses, and property owners who are faced with the aftermath of a suicide, homicide, human decomposition, industrial accident, clandestine methamphetamine lab, or gross filth property.”

The Amdecon crime scene cleanup franchise costs between $25,000-$200,000, depending on population and area.

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Getting busted takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to Hulan’s Grumpy’s Bail Bonds. 

Hulan has gained wide recognition for using her sex appeal to gain exposure and promote her Grumpy’s bail bonding service thru flirtatious ads, billboards and television commercials. 

But when it comes to tracking down deadbeat bail jumpers, some claim that Grumpy’s Bail Bond agents are anything but warm & fuzzy. 

So if you’re looking for a bounty hunter franchisor that’s no Dog, give Leah a call.

Bulldog Bail Bonds

Bail Bond Franchisors:  $58,000-$87,000

Jesus Christ Bail Bonds

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[Photo credits:  Grumpy's Bail Bonds]

It’s true.

People will pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege of scooping dog crap out of people’s yards.

Why buy a franchise instead of buying a Wal-Mart pooper scooper ($34) and just doing it yourself?

Because the key to this business is using a cute business name and scatalogical puns.

Here are some pooper scooper franchises promising the sweet smell of success:

Doody Calls Franchise Investment: $44,730 – $71,920

Pet Butler Franchise Investment: $38,000 – $65,900

Wholly Crap Franchise Investment: $14,800 – $16,800

Poop 911 (Aka Hound Mounds) Franchise Investment: $20,000 – $30,000

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[Photo credits: Pet Butler (scoop crew), FranBest.com (turd)]

In Japan, PET 594 CAR is a mobile cremation service that comes to the pet owners house or apartment building and cremates their pet right on-site.

(The number 594 when read in Japanese is prounced “gokuyo,” which means “memorial service.”)

PET 594 CAR is a franchise, so  independent operators can buy their own vans and outfit them with miniature crematoriums.
When Fluffy’s owners call the toll free number, the operator locates the franchise closest to their residence.  Cremation fees are determined by weight.

In Singapore,  Tengoku Mobile Pet Cremation Services has larger trucks and a dual burner furnace that burns up to 1000° C. 

They can handle all but the largest dogs, and provide the ashes in a complimentary urn. 

Just think of it as the ultimate Spot Remover.

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Photo credits:  Tengoku (truck)   AVING.net (Puppy)

Gumbusters describes its company as “Specialists in the removal of chewing gum.”  and ”A unique and exciting business opportunity.”

According to the GumBusters website,  ”GumBusters is the latest innovation in the ever growing $50 billion dollar cleaning & maintenance industry. Double digit increases are expected… with projected growth topping $90 billion dollars annually. This opportunity could be yours!”

Gumbusters charges no franchise or royalty fee… you just need to buy their gum removal equipment and you can be known as the chewing gum removal rock star of your hometown!

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Logo:  Gumbusters

According to their website, “1-800-AUTOPSY is mobile-based to provide appropriate procurement and transport/delivery services for tissue and organ case/specimens, and to facilitate client response and prompt management of autopsy procedures. The 1-800-AUTOPSY vehicle is fully equipped with mobile telecommunications equipment, including paging/voicemail, mobile fax, phone and portable computer & printer, surgical instruments & attire, storage/packaging containers and photography equipment. Calls are answered immediately, and our autopsy services provided within 4 to 8 hours.

“Our autopsy services are carried out in hospitals and funeral homes in an ancillary capacity, not in people’s homes, or in my vehicle, as reported by the media, in strictest adherence to decorum, privacy and correct medical procedures and conditions.”

Luckily, “strict adherence to decorum” doesn’t prevent 1-800-Autopsy from selling a line of gifts to die for, including t-shirts, coffin purses, brain gelatin molds, and a plastic nose with pencil sharpener nostrils.
 

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Salon owner John Ho of Alexandria, VA is franchising a novel concept, called Doctor Fish. 

Customers dunk their feet in a warm water bath filled with tiny carp that nibble off the dead skin cells and, supposedly, leave the feet feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. 

The fish are called garra rufa and are typically known as doctor fish. They were first used in Turkey and have become popular in several Asian countries.

Beware of imitators!  While garra rufa are toothless, they’re also expensive.  Some practitioners have substituted a cheaper variety of flesh eating fish that eventually grow teeth – and can put a real bite on the pedicure experience.

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Fish/feet photo credit:   jacromer  License:  Creative Commons  Pirahna photo:  The Franchise King Blog