FRANWORST FRANCHISE TESTIMONIALS

What people are saying about
The FIP franchise program.

“I wanted to be my own boss. To drive my own bus. To be in business for myself but not by myself. To print my own $20 bills on my own press in my basement. That didn’t turn out to be such a good idea. In nine years when I get out, I’m going to be smart and buy a FRANWORST franchise.”

Pat Roach, Lehigh Correctional Facility

“Before I discovered FRANWORST, I was nothing but a psychopathic social pariah with a multi-million dollar trust fund. Now I’m the owner of a FRANWORST franchise.”
Milton Deebler, FRANWORST franchisee

“I’m Lance McBoyle. You may know me from such franchise brochures as Billion Dollar Babies, Smash ‘N Grab and Scumbusters International. As a leading franchisee impersonator, I’ve seen a lot of opportunities in my day. I’m here to say that the FRANWORST franchises are definitely among them.”

Lance McBoyle, Franchisee Impersonator