“Cremains” Disposal Franchise  America’s leading balloon-based aerial “cremains” disposal franchise!

Goose Chasing Franchise  Turn your hatred of waterfowl into an exciting business opportunity!

Pirahna Pedicures  Finally!  A flesh-eating fish franchise YOU can afford!

1-800-AUTOPSY Franchise  A mobile franchise that’s a cut above the rest.

Gum Removal Franchise  Build your future in the exciting field of chewing gum removal!

Mobile Pet Cremation  Provide the ultimate Spot remover.

Pooper Scooper Franchise  Mine the brown gold!

Bounty Hunter Franchise  It’s Success or Bust! with this bounty hunting franchise.

Murder Maids  Criminals aren’t the only ones making a killing.

Grass Painting Franchise  The grass is always greener when it’s freshly painted.

Porno Pizza  3 deadly sins (sloth, gluttony, lust)…  1 exciting franchise!

Pet Funeral Home  Are there big, tear-stained checks in your future?

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In Japan, PET 594 CAR is a mobile cremation service that comes to the pet owners house or apartment building and cremates their pet right on-site.

(The number 594 when read in Japanese is prounced “gokuyo,” which means “memorial service.”)

PET 594 CAR is a franchise, so  independent operators can buy their own vans and outfit them with miniature crematoriums.
When Fluffy’s owners call the toll free number, the operator locates the franchise closest to their residence.  Cremation fees are determined by weight.

In Singapore,  Tengoku Mobile Pet Cremation Services has larger trucks and a dual burner furnace that burns up to 1000° C. 

They can handle all but the largest dogs, and provide the ashes in a complimentary urn. 

Just think of it as the ultimate Spot Remover.

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Photo credits:  Tengoku (truck)   AVING.net (Puppy)

According to the Eternal Ascent franchise website:

“We offer a unique franchise opportunity that provides the structure, resources & marketing tools necessary for you to build a successful Memorial Ash Scattering business around our patented process.

“Our service is a fitting farewell for both humans and pets.

Franchise Fee: $9750 Total investment: $20,000 – $50,000
“You will be offering the friends and family of the deceased a unique and unforgettable memorial as you send their cremated remains on a final flight to the heavens in a giant, environmentally safe balloon.”

Every family receives a “Photificate” of the release, and DVDs are available.

Those who don’t want to attend their event can simply mail their beloved’s cremains with the check.

Franchise Fee:  $9750  Total investment:  $20,000 – $50,000

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iSTOLE It eBay auction franchise

Budget Brides Love 4 Less

Meal Assembly & Botox Kitchen Look your best.  Cook your best. (TM)

Shit Creek Paddle Store Retail sales & rental franchise

Enviro-Ad Environmental product placement franchise (Formerly Mr. Litter)

Cold Stone Pizza Pizza delivery franchise

STARBUSKJ Cofe ‘N’ RoP (video) Favorite franchise of exiled president Baduchka

BELIEVE The Movie (video) Multi-level MLM Network marketing goldmine

Richard Quick’s GRATE FUN! Adventure Park

Darn Good Sock Repair.

Pet Funeral Home & Crematorium
AMAZING CONES PIZZA IN A CONE Franchise!
Wang Balls Squidballs Franchise!
A-Maizing Japanese Corn Franchise!
Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese Franchise
GRATE FUN! Adventure Park Franchise
MOB HITZ Hit Man Franchise

Richard Quick, Esq.’s Famous 101+ Ways to GET RICH QUICK!

1. Waffle Delivery & Repair
2. Nudes ‘N Foods Franchise
3. The FOR SALE Bologna Brown-Eggs Quilts Crafts Cheese Flowers Pernnials franchise
4. The Town Crier Franchise
5. Be a Buccaneer Butcher!
6. Clean BJs & Weiners!
7. The Mr. Bagpipe Franchise
8. Start your own Church!
9. Old Barn Wood Furniture and Crafts
10. Peculiar Medical Clinic
11. Home Pasta Delivery
12. Become a Marketing Consultant!
13. Big Money in Midgets
14. Own a BetaMax Superstore!
15. Amish Country Signs Franchise
16. Make Luggage from Tape!
17. Start a Home Casino!
18. Turn Trash into Cash!
19. Unlock Windows of Opportunity
20. The ultimate booming business
21. Fungus “R” Us Toenail Fungal abatement
22. Mona Leasing Art Rental Franchise
23. Pseudodental Repair Franchise
24. Sell Dehydrated Water
25. Open an “As Seen in Motels” discount store
26. Open a Sundae Station franchise
27. Market “Afterlife Telegrams”
28. Win International Lotteries!
29. Assist Nigerian Millionaire Widows & Orphans
30. Sell your Immortal Soul!
31. Import Gourmet Minnesota Coconuts!

31.5: REALLY OUTRAGEOUS:

32. Sell Freeze Pops With REAL Shards O’ Glass
33. Sell Trendy Male Lipstick
34. Start a Home Lasik Surgery Center
35. Start your own Pet Island!
36. Sell Child Confinement & Transport Products
37. Sell Peace of Mind
38. Sell immortality. That’s right. IMMORTALITY!
39. Sell Doggy Eyewear!
40. Become a Lip Balm Addiction Counselor
41. Buy a Mooncake, Meatfloss & CuttleFish Franchise
42. Open an Alter Ego Rehabilitation Clinic
43. Sell Snake Penis Capsules Medicine
44. San Francisco Sausage Co. & Fudge Packery
45. Open a Squat ‘n Gobble Restaurant!
46. DAPZY’s! The Dangerous Animal Petting Zoo
47. The Big Green Mystical Ball
48. Become a Happy Hooker!
49. Open a Bette Davis BBQ Joint!
50. Open a Gun Store Tattoo Parlor
51. Sell HandJobs!
52. Sell FUELISH! Top Secret Gasoline Booster!
53. Sell Gently War-Torn Real Estate!
54. Flip No-Dinar-Down Properties!
55. Sell Frozen Meats. They’re endangered!
56. Sell AutoErotic Asphyxia Accessories
57. Open a Christian Dollar Store!
58. Rent Negroes for Big $$$$$
59. Human Caviar: The Next Big Craze!
60. Buy/Sell Black Market Babies, Pandas & Tigers.
61. Provide Primate Temp Tech Workers.
62. Become a Memory Erasure Intake Counselor.
63. Help Parents Create Perfect Children.
64. Build Corpses for Fun & Profit.
65. Or Become a Corpse Reseller.
66. Open a Brain Transplant Clinic…
67. Become a Deep Discount Travel Agent!
68. Sell delicious “PISS” (It’s imported!)
69. Become a Cheezus Freak!
70. Sell Republican Clothing
71. Sell Cute Lil Fetuses
72. EZ TOYZ = EZ CASH!!!
73. Be a Cavie Costumer!
74. No-Money Down Iraqi Real Estate
75. Friendly Fire Fast Funds Franchise!
76. Sell UFO Abduction Insurance!
77. Sell Cow Pie Clocks
78. Sell Penis Birds
79. Sell Penis Clowns
80. Become a Rectal Exam Trainer!
81. Start an Anti-Currency Movement!
82. Become a Contract Killer!
83. Sell Innovative Fruit Carriers
84. Sell Yarmulkebras!(TM)
85. Rent Your Chest!
86. Sell Vulva Puppets!
87. Sell Nipple Stifflers
88. Start an Ultimate Taxi Service!
89. Become an Etch-a-Sketch Artist!
90. Sue your employer!
91. Magic Money Matrix as seen on OPRAH!
92. Shit Creek Paddle Store Franchise
93. Start a Band called Sand Dollar
94. AdVerPets NewMedia Franchise
95. Automated Bovid Dispensers Franchise
96. Start a Bumvertising Agency
97. LOOK RICH QUICK! The Franchise
98. Learn Exotic Dancing at home!
99. Sell ANALRETTES Smoking Alternative
100. Sell Inflatable Commander-in-Chiefs
101. Sell Friendly Fire Ammo… Like Snuffy!
102. Sell Lunar Advertising!
103. Sell EnviroAd Product Placement
104. Sell DIY Drunk Tests!
105. Own the Pet Funeral Home & Crematorium of Your Dreams
106. AMAZING CONES PIZZA IN A CONE Franchise!
107. Wang Balls Squidballs Franchise!
108. A-Maizing Japanese Corn Franchise!
109. Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese Franchise
110. GRATE FUN! Adventure Park Franchise
111. ChineseBaby.Com
112. MOB HITZ Hit Man Franchise
113. SHIT CREEK PADDLE STORE FRANCHISE
114. Darn Good Sock Repair
115. Eternal Ascent Cremation Dispersal
116. Starbuskj Cofe & Rop Franchise
117. Joe Weiner’s Mail Order Brides Franchise
118. Wholly Crap Dog Doo Removal Franchise
119. Cheezus Industries Religious Cheese Sculpture Dist.
120. Wealth Thru Window Washing
121. Smelly Restroom Abatement Franchise
122. Hemp Sisters: Clothes You Can Smoke!
123. Start a Swinger’s Club!
124. The “No Soup for You!” Franchise
125. Jesus-Is-Lord Escort Service
126. MetroNaps Napping Pod Franchise
127. Big Money Playing with HorseBalls!
128. Start an Exotic Dancer Ministry!
129. Become a Pro Hair Stylist for $59.95
130. Get in on the Mummification Boom!
131. Get God is in Your Upline! Heavenly MLM
132. Hot Product Alert: Pork & Beanie Babies!
133. CyberTan: The World’s First Internet Tanning Salon!
134. HOT PRODUCT: Gasoline Supersoaker
135. HOT PRODUCT: Baby Grenade. Pull the pacifier & throw!
136. Big PILE O’ PIGS franchise

137. Quixtar!!! (Different from AMWAY!!!)

138. Trunk Monkey Security Systems

Why aren’t you rich yet? Check back tomorrow for more great opportunities.

EnviroAd campaigns are working around the country for some of America’s largest industries for America’s best-known brands.

EnviroAds are the next-generation of product placements, appearing right where consumers live, drive, walk and jog.

EnviroAd real-world product placements not only create unmatched reach and frequency, they provide peer validation and real-world popularity.

Here are a few images from current EnviroAd campaigns that you may recognize. After all, EnviroAds are all around you!

BEVERAGE EnviroAd Campaigns

FAST FOOD EnviroAd Campaigns

TOBACCO EnviroAd Campaigns

OTHER EnviroAd Campaigns

For more information on how EnviroAd can blanket your target markets with real-world product placements, contact Richard Quick, Esq..

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OVERVIEW: EnviroAd Environmental Advertising

IDEAL PRODUCT PLACEMENT: EnviroAd IPP

LUNAR ADVERTISING: The Sky’s No longer the limit… With EnviroAd Lun.E

CASE STUDY: EnviroAd Puts KFC on the MOON!

Dating, Matchmaking, Singles, Foreign Brides. Wives. Meet eligible women from the Poland, USSR, Singapore, Zimbabwe, Alabama and other places even worse than where you live.

Would you love to have a young, beautiful foreign bride whose limited English and fear of being deported to her impoverished war-torn, 3rd world country makes her worship the ground you walk on? We bet you do! But let’s face it:  You’re Assistant to the Assistant Manager at Wizno’s Subs.  Your penthouse suite is Aunt Ida’s attic.  And that just ain’t gonna happen, now is it?

But untie that noose… because you can have the next-best thing!  Thanks to Budget Brides Love-for-Less you can find companionship with actual females with names like Tatiana, Natasha and Olga… just like the full-price foreign brides on the legitimate-looking websites.  And, yes, they take Mastercard.  Check out a few of this week’s bargains:

A Jezebel with Decibels: Oksana is ready – and priced – to move!
Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, “Sweating to the Oldies” videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain… especially if you’ve suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You’ll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!

Harmless when medicated
Meet lovely Lily. She’s young. Beautiful. Spirited. And completely harmless when properly medicated.

You won’t need an alarm or attack dog with this lovely vixen in the house, as she is trained in three forms of martial arts and even served in her previous regime’s Secret Police! Despite a slight history of explosive and violent outbursts, Miss Lily is gentle as a purring tiger when she’s taken her meds. She loves children, is a skilled interrogater and extraordinary rendition specialist, and, in exchange for her cooperation,  has been officially cleared of all war crimes charges.

Opportunity seeker: We have looked into your future and have some important information for you. Click the button to the left, answer the easy (even for you) questions and receive your message from the future. Don’t sit there… get clicking!

Could you put a smile on this face?
Meet Tatyana, an excellent ukrainian cook with low self esteem and bad skin.

Tatayana’s agoraphobia and limited English make her a perfect companion for the stay-at-home bachelor, the bedridden single or the perp on house arrest with an electronic monitoring device on his ankle.

Says coy Tatyana about the prospect of finding her soulmate in America: “OK.”

She’s not that into men, and not that into the idea of marriage, but let’s face it: you’re in no position to be choosy. If she were hot with even a mildly pleasant demeanor, you’d never even have a shot at her, would you? Would you?

Budget Brides: Not your best choice…  your only choice.

For mail order brides, foreign wives, hot international singles, eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, dating advice, singles hook-ups, matchmaking worldwide, dating and trysts on a beer budget, Budget Brides is not only your best choice, it’s your only choice.

Not earning to your potential?  Become a Budget Brides franchise broker today!

“The Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese franchise is one of the most innovative and affordable lifestyle franchise opportunities available,” said Richard Quick, Esq. over a live feed from his yacht off the coast of St. Barts. “It is a fully self-contained, self-advertising modular business with its own living quarters. It’s a business, home and mode of transportation all in one. It doesn’t get any better than that.” With record setting franchise sales early this year, Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese became the second largest taxidermy & cheese franchise on the list.

[Source: ThisisBroken.com]

You’ve been there before.

Heck, maybe you’re there now!

And with your firsthand experience with misfortune, you know that when you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle, you’ll pay whatever it takes.

Well now you can be on the winning side of things for once… as the owner of your very own Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise!

Not sure if a franchise is right for your future?

Don’t take a chance. Ask the Sexy Psychic if the Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise is right for you.

That’s right, get a free psychic reading from the voluptuous Ms. Sara Freder. She knows you want to.

The Sexy Psychic:

Disclaimer: This is not an offer of a Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise. An offer of a Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise is available by prospectus only. We cannot guarantee results or happiness. We cannot guarantee that even your oldest friends will not resent you once you are unimaginably wealthy from this or other Franworst brand franchise opportunities. Get rich at your own risk.

It’s pure.
All natural.
Environmentally friendly.
Refreshing.
Compact and easy-to-store.

It’s the most exciting new product since the microwave fireplace.

It’s nature’s soft drink, new and improved.

It’s dehydrated water.

And now, through the buydehydratedwater.com franchise program, it’s also a great business opportunity.

I was student teaching at the University of Nigeria years ago when I first heard rumors about renegade scientists conducting late-night water dehydration experiments.

We dismissed them as rural legends, the ramblings of madmen, no more plausible than unicorns, platypi or trivia questions printed on Pringles.

Now the once-ridiculed geeks, raking in millions from their buydehydratedwater.com, are probably surfing water-free waves and catching solar-free rays on the shores of Black Rock Playa.

If I can find the website address of buydehydratedwater.com, I will post it in coming weeks so that you may try a free sample…

Catch this wave, wealthseekers.