WIZNOS SUB! is hoping to take a bite out of rival Quiznos Sub by offering the economically stimulating LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal.
According to WIZNOS CEO Richard Quick, Esq. “At only $3.99, the LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal provides a your choice of WIZNOS Sub with a full pound of meat. Plus, when you buy one LB. OF FLESH Value Meal, you get a 2nd one free!”
At a press conference earlier today, reporters asked how Wiznos Corporation could possibly make money selling two 1 lb. sandwiches for only $3.99.
CEO Quick explained: “It’s simple. The second lb. of flesh is extracted directly from our franchisees.”
WIZNOS SUB! is a QuickCo company, widely praised for its contributions to the homeless (helping them get their start) and the trial lawyer community.
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