I’ve recently fired three employees for having Fark.com show up in their browser history. Even as Security was escorting them out the door, each was adamant that Fark.com is clever, topical and witty… just like them.
My response: I’m sure they’ll be impressed at your next job interview, loser.  Now get the Fark off my property.

WIZNOS SUB!

According to WIZNOS CEO Richard Quick, Esq. “At only $3.99, the LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal provides a your choice of WIZNOS Sub with a full pound of meat.  Plus, when you buy one LB. OF FLESH Value Meal, you get a 2nd one free!”

At a press conference earlier today, reporters asked how Wiznos Corporation could possibly make money selling two 1 lb. sandwiches for only $3.99.

CEO Quick explained:  “It’s simple.  The second lb. of flesh is extracted directly from our franchisees.”

WIZNOS SUB! is a QuickCo company, widely praised for its contributions to the homeless (helping them get their start) and the trial lawyer community.

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When I’m sitting on the veranda of my multimillion-dollar home with my family all close around me, I ask myself: What is success?

To me, success is not about my Mercedes, Jaguar or Porsche.

It’s not about my houses in Aruba or Tahiti or the furnished apartment for my mistress.

Success is not about jewels, and fine suits and boats at all.

No, success is about owning those things. And having enough money left over to buy more.

I’ve learned that the secret to success is your people. And I don’t just mean uncovering their most damaging secrets or their inner weaknesses and exploiting them for monetary gain. I also mean discovering their potential, however feeble or noxious, nurturing it and figuring out how to use that for monetary gain.

I’ve also learned to never underestimate people. I remember when Milton Deebler showed up at my door. My first reaction was to call security, which our maid Consuela had already done. Even after we had him arrested several times he kept coming back.

Deebler had a quality called persistence. My ex-wife said he wanted a franchise and that maybe we should give him a shot. I said, “You give him a shot, you old hag. You’re outta your freakin’ mind.”

But I looked again at Deebler and recognized that he had something very special that he carried with him wherever he went. It was a shoebox full of money. I told him to leave it on the steps, and I sent him on a quest to get another just like it. Then I sent him for another… and another.

His persistence paid off and he’s now a valuable FRANWORST franchisee. I don’t know where he gets it, I don’t want to know and that’s not the point.

The point is that now when I see Milton, I no longer have him arrested. I say, “Hello, Mr. Deebler. Is that a new cologne I detect on you? Please just leave the shoebox on the steps, back away slowly with your hands in plain sight and have a great day!”

The point is: If Milton Deebler could make it this far with the FRANWORST franchise program, just think what you could do!

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
President and CEO

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Here are some motivational quotes to start your week of wealth-building the right way. These are from Richard Quick, Esq.’s personal collection. If you wish to repeat or reproduce these quotes, you must first scroll down to the large pink box and take a FREE PSYCHIC READING by Ms. Sara Freder. Your path to success will be revealed, and Richard Quick, Esq. will get 45 cents.

“When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” – Oscar Wilde

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde

“It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearances. ” – Oscar Wilde

“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.” – Oscar Wilde

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. – Oscar Wilde

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately. – Oscar Wilde

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling I have always cultivated. – Oscar Wilde