PRODUCTIVITY TIPS: Fire All Your Farking Losers

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WIZNOS SUB! Launches LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal Promotion

WIZNOS SUB! is hoping to take a bite out of rival Quiznos Sub by offering the economically stimulating LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal.

According to WIZNOS CEO Richard Quick, Esq. “At only $3.99, the LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal provides a your choice of WIZNOS Sub with a full pound of meat.  Plus, when you buy one LB. OF FLESH Value Meal, you get a 2nd one free!”

At a press conference earlier today, reporters asked how Wiznos Corporation could possibly make money selling two 1 lb. sandwiches for only $3.99.

CEO Quick explained:  “It’s simple.  The second lb. of flesh is extracted directly from our franchisees.”

WIZNOS SUB! is a QuickCo company, widely praised for its contributions to the homeless (helping them get their start) and the trial lawyer community.

Interested in the WIZNOS SUB! franchise opportunity? Leave a message below!

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EnviroAd campaigns are working around the country for some of America’s largest industries for America’s best-known brands.

EnviroAds are the next-generation of product placements, appearing right where consumers live, drive, walk and jog.

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Here are a few images from current EnviroAd campaigns that you may recognize. After all, EnviroAds are all around you!

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What is Success?

What is Success?
A letter from our President, Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. Read more

CONSUMER ADVOCATE RICHARD QUICK, ESQ.: 3 Steps to Getting what you want!

Company information: The Great Indoors/Sears Chandler Chandler, Arizona Karen Polick writes:

We have a Kenmore Elite 3 door refrig purchased from the Great Indoors. It has been serviced 5 times ..3 times for the same reason..circuit board quits working..we loose the cooling in both the freezer and frig part. We have lost food 3 times. We have been requesting a replacement and no one in the entire Sears organization has the authority to do anything except tell us we purchased the wrong kind of warranty... We will never purchase another thing from Sears. I have been hung up on, passed on to other areas and back again and get no where. It is my intention to notify everyone about the poor customer service and refusal to stand behind their products...

Richard Quick, Esq. responds: Karen, people hang up on you, neglect you and pass you around like a drunken bimbette at a college kegger because you ALLOW them to. You have adopted a victim mentality. And you're annoying. Here's how to immediately address this situation:

1. Stop pestering these poor people. They've got a business to run and shareholders to satisfy.
2. Stop eating so much and you'll not only stop wearing out the fridge, but you and your chubby hubby will save a fortune on fad diets and worthless exercise machines. I know. you order them from us.
3. Join the Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. Millionaire Mindset Power Performance Group "From Inferior to Superior in 90 Days" and people will start jumping when you call.

Now get back to work so you can pay me to change your life! See you on the veranda! RQ

Inspiration from Oscar “Not Mayer” Wilde

(FranWorst.Com) Oscar Wilde was a great admirer of Richard Quick, Esq. and attributes his actual quotations of Richard’s advice to him. Many of the famous lines that won Wilde acclaim for his “ascerbic wit” were in fact direct, and serious, statements made to him by his mentor, millionaire wealth-builder Richard Quick, Esq.

Here are some motivational quotes to start your week of wealth-building the right way. These are from Richard Quick, Esq.’s personal collection. If you wish to repeat or reproduce these quotes, you must first scroll down to the large pink box and take a FREE PSYCHIC READING by Ms. Sara Freder. Your path to success will be revealed, and Richard Quick, Esq. will get 45 cents.

“When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” – Oscar Wilde

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde

“It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearances. ” – Oscar Wilde

“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.” – Oscar Wilde

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. – Oscar Wilde

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately. – Oscar Wilde

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling I have always cultivated. – Oscar Wilde