FRANWORST » losers http://www.franworst.com Franchising's Worst Case Scenarios Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:46:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 PRODUCTIVITY TIPS: Fire All Your Farking Losers http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/09/fark-is-for-farking-losers/ http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/09/fark-is-for-farking-losers/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:02:50 +0000 Richard Quick http://www.franworst.com/?p=504 farkmontFark.com is a great tool for detecting the time-wasting losers on your staff. Fark.com website actually makes stupid employees more stupid with every work-minute it wastes. The Fark community itself is a sea of morons clamoring for approval of other morons. Some spend countless hours searching for and submitting vapid stories with inane descriptions they hope will earn them status as Idols to their fellow idiot worshippers.

I’ve recently fired three employees for having Fark.com show up in their browser history. Even as Security was escorting them out the door, each was adamant that Fark.com is clever, topical and witty… just like them.
My response: I’m sure they’ll be impressed at your next job interview, loser.  Now get the Fark off my property.

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