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		<title>iSTOLE It:  Opening Windows of Opportunity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Quick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[iSTOLE It combines the selling power of eBay auctions with our unique, no-cost inventory acquisition system to unlock multiple window(s) of opportunity for YOU! The power of eBay. Online auctions...]]></description>
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<p>iSTOLE It combines the selling power of eBay auctions with our unique, no-cost inventory acquisition system to unlock multiple window(s) of opportunity for YOU!</p>
<p><strong>The power of eBay.</strong> Online auctions aren&#8217;t just for Nigerian advance fee fraud, counterfeit Gucci handbags and  Virgin Mary-shaped grilled cheese sandwiches anymore!  eBay&#8217;s become the premiere global pipeline for easy liquidation of valuable merchandise&#8230; such as your ex-wife&#8217;s Rolex, your neighbor&#8217;s lawnmower and that missing gold chalice from St. Anthony&#8217;s.</p>
<p><strong>Low cost of goods?  Try <em>NO</em> cost of goods.</strong> eBay drop-off store franchises like iSold It*, Snappy<a href="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/windowint.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-458" style="float: right;" title="windowint" src="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/windowint.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="174" /></a> Auctions and AuctionMeElmo lack a steady source of valuable merchandise.  With the proprietary iSTOLE It inventory acquisition system, everyone wins!  Homeowners get cash for their valuable items.  Insurance companies gain customer appreciation and an excuse to raise their premiums.  And YOU gain a nondescript warehouse filled with items consumers want&#8230; and want back.</p>
<p><strong>Get in on the ground floor and move up!</strong> iSTOLE It is a great entry level opportunity.  Many of our ISI franchisees from living in small apartments to The Big House in no time!  And many who started with iSTOLE It now also own such franchises as <a title="Pruno Prison Wine" href="http://www.franworst.com/2008/06/29/franworstcom-prison-wine-franchises-available/" target="_self">Pruno Prison Wine</a> and <a title="H&amp;R Cell Block" href="http://www.franchisepick.com/richard-quick-esq-to-launch-new-tax-franchise-hr-cell-block/" target="_blank">H&amp;R Cell BLOCK</a>.</p>
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<p><em>See you on the veranda!</em></p>
<p>Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.</p>
<p>For more great franchise opportunities, visit the <a title="Franworst 500" href="http://www.franworst.com/topics/franworst-500/" target="_blank">FRANWORST 500</a></p>
<p>* iSTOLE It is not affiliated with any other company, living or dead.  Resemblance to actual companies is entirely coincidental.  iSTOLE It is void where prohibited by law.  iSTOLE It is intended for medical and/or novelty purposes only.  Suing us is strictly prohibited.</p>
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