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Bounty Hunter Franchise

Richard Quick — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 17:28:32 +0000

It’s Success or Bust! with this bounty hunting franchise.
Ex-Miss Tennessee and bounty hunter Leah Hulan wants you… to look into the Grumpy’s Bail Bonds franchise opportunity.

Getting busted takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to Hulan’s Grumpy’s Bail Bonds.

Hulan has gained wide recognition for using her sex appeal to gain exposure and promote her Grumpy’s bail bonding service thru flirtatious ads, billboards and television commercials.

But when it comes to tracking down deadbeat bail jumpers, some claim that Grumpy’s Bail Bond agents are anything but warm & fuzzy.

So if you’re looking for a bounty hunter franchisor that’s no Dog, give Leah a call.

Bulldog Bail Bonds

Bail Bond Franchisors: $58,000-$87,000

Jesus Christ Bail Bonds

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[Photo credits: Grumpy's Bail Bonds]

Goose Chasing Franchise

Richard Quick — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:23:08 +0000

Turn your hatred of waterfowl into an exciting business opportunity!

Canadian geese can be as pesky as visiting relatives: eating your stuff, honking up a storm, leaving their crap everywhere. Fortunately, geese-haters can call up the local Geese Police franchise owners who, for a fee, will come sic their dogs on the fowl intruders until they get the hint and move on.

So, if your love for harrassing waterfowl overcomes the hassle of taking care of $5,000 border collies, the Geese Police franchise could be for you. As a plus, you’ll get to use their tagline: “Get the Flock Out!”

As of this writing, Geese Police has not added a service for driving off unwanted relatives, but that could be a lucrative add-on in the future.

FYI There’s also another NJ-based wild goose chase franchise called Geese Patrol. They sure hate geese in New Jersey!

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Graphics: Geese Police
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Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese Franchise

Richard Quick — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:26:01 +0000

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. is pleased to announce the addition of the Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese franchise to the revered FRANWORST 500.

“The Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese franchise is one of the most innovative and affordable lifestyle franchise opportunities available,” said Richard Quick, Esq. over a live feed from his yacht off the coast of St. Barts. “It is a fully self-contained, self-advertising modular business with its own living quarters. It’s a business, home and mode of transportation all in one. It doesn’t get any better than that.” With record setting franchise sales early this year, Aves Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy & Cheese became the second largest taxidermy & cheese franchise on the list.

[Source: ThisisBroken.com]