FRANWORST » eternal ascent franchise http://www.franworst.com Franchising's Worst Case Scenarios Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:46:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 “Eternal Ascent” Franchise: Real or Unreal? http://www.franworst.com/2009/02/14/eternal-ascent-franchise-real-or-unreal/ http://www.franworst.com/2009/02/14/eternal-ascent-franchise-real-or-unreal/#comments Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:14:06 +0000 Richard Quick http://www.franworst.com/?p=528 balloon70Franchisees will send your dearly departed’s ashes to heaven via a red helium balloon.


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REAL!

Franchise Fee:  $9750  Total investment:  $20,000 – $50,000

According to the Eternal Ascent franchise website, “We offer a unique franchise opportunity that provides the eternalascentstructure, resources & marketing tools necessary for you to build a successful Memorial Ash Scattering business around our patented process. Our service is a fitting farewell for both humans and pets. You will be offering the friends and family of the deceased a unique and unforgettable memorial as you send their cremated remains on a final flight to the heavens in a giant, environmentally safe balloon.”

Every family receives a “Photificate” of the release, and DVDs are available. Those who don’t want to attend their event can simply mail their beloved’s cremains with the check.

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