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		<title>&#8220;Cremains&#8221; Disposal Franchise</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>America&#8217;s leading balloon-based aerial &#8220;cremains&#8221; disposal franchise!<span id="more-528"></span>As an Eternal Ascent franchisee, you&#8217;ll send the dearly departed&#8217;s ashes to heaven via a red helium balloon.<a href="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eternalascent.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-537 alignleft" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;" title="eternalascent" src="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eternalascent.jpg" alt="eternalascent" width="179" height="142" /></a></p>
<p>According to the <a href="http://www.eternalascent.com/services.html" target="_blank">Eternal Ascent</a> franchise website:</p>
<p>&#8220;We offer a unique franchise opportunity that provides the structure, resources &amp; marketing tools necessary for you to build a successful Memorial Ash Scattering business around our patented process.</p>
<p>&#8220;Our service is a fitting farewell for both humans and pets.</p>
<p>Franchise Fee: $9750 Total investment: $20,000 &#8211; $50,000<br />
&#8220;You will be offering the friends and family of the deceased a unique and unforgettable memorial as you send their cremated remains on a final flight to the heavens in a giant, environmentally safe balloon.&#8221;</p>
<p>Every family receives a &#8220;<a href="http://www.eternalascent.com/photogallery/photificates.html" target="_blank">Photificate</a>&#8221; of the release, and DVDs are available.</p>
<p>Those who don&#8217;t want to attend their event can simply mail their beloved&#8217;s <em>cremains</em> with the check.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/balloon70.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-532 alignleft" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;" title="balloon70" src="http://www.franworst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/balloon70.jpg" alt="balloon70" width="70" height="70" /></a>Franchise Fee:  $9750  Total investment:  $20,000 &#8211; $50,000</p>
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