BUDGET BRIDES: Love 4 Less!

Welcome to Budget Brides: The mail order brides 4 less franchise!

Dating, Matchmaking, Singles, Foreign Brides. Wives. Meet eligible women from the Poland, USSR, Singapore, Zimbabwe, Alabama and other places even worse than where you live.

Would you love to have a young, beautiful foreign bride whose limited English and fear of being deported to her impoverished war-torn, 3rd world country makes her worship the ground you walk on? We bet you do! But let’s face it:  You’re Assistant to the Assistant Manager at Wizno’s Subs.  Your penthouse suite is Aunt Ida’s attic.  And that just ain’t gonna happen, now is it?

But untie that noose… because you can have the next-best thing!  Thanks to Budget Brides Love-for-Less you can find companionship with actual females with names like Tatiana, Natasha and Olga… just like the full-price foreign brides on the legitimate-looking websites.  And, yes, they take Mastercard.  Check out a few of this week’s bargains:

A Jezebel with Decibels: Oksana is ready – and priced – to move!
Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, “Sweating to the Oldies” videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain… especially if you’ve suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You’ll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!

Harmless when medicated
Meet lovely Lily. She’s young. Beautiful. Spirited. And completely harmless when properly medicated.

You won’t need an alarm or attack dog with this lovely vixen in the house, as she is trained in three forms of martial arts and even served in her previous regime’s Secret Police! Despite a slight history of explosive and violent outbursts, Miss Lily is gentle as a purring tiger when she’s taken her meds. She loves children, is a skilled interrogater and extraordinary rendition specialist, and, in exchange for her cooperation,  has been officially cleared of all war crimes charges.

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Could you put a smile on this face?
Meet Tatyana, an excellent ukrainian cook with low self esteem and bad skin.

Tatayana’s agoraphobia and limited English make her a perfect companion for the stay-at-home bachelor, the bedridden single or the perp on house arrest with an electronic monitoring device on his ankle.

Says coy Tatyana about the prospect of finding her soulmate in America: “OK.”

She’s not that into men, and not that into the idea of marriage, but let’s face it: you’re in no position to be choosy. If she were hot with even a mildly pleasant demeanor, you’d never even have a shot at her, would you? Would you?

Budget Brides: Not your best choice…  your only choice.

For mail order brides, foreign wives, hot international singles, eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, dating advice, singles hook-ups, matchmaking worldwide, dating and trysts on a beer budget, Budget Brides is not only your best choice, it’s your only choice.

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