Pet Funeral Home

Are there big, tear-stained checks in your future?

Do you dream of owning your own business? 

Being your own boss? 

Picking up dead animals, conducting pet funerals, and getting big, tear-stained checks for  burying or incinerating Fido, Tabby or Mr. Whiskers?

Who hasn’t?  Now, through the Pet Dreams Memorial Center license opportunity, you can get all the benefits of owning a real funeral home without the laws, big, heavy bodies, and general creepiness. 

Plus, you’ll have cool profit centers such as “Keepsake fur clippings,” “ceramic paw prints and nose prints,” and “do it yourself” funeral service options.

You’ll offer such premium packages as the Full Tribute Cremation Package – $390

You’ll get paid to pick up mass stiffs at a buck-a-lb.: 26-50 lbs  $25  51-75 lbs  $50   76-100 lbs  $75  101-125 lbs  $100  101-125 lbs  $125  Over 126 lbs   add $1.00 per lb.

You’ll be in dog heaven offering add-ons like:

•Pet Loss Grief Library, Sympathy and Memorial Cards
•Holiday Remembrance and Memorial Service Honoring their Pet
•Travel Assurance with Prepayment – $125 (Locate Affiliate if Death Traveling)
•Scattering Options – $25-125
•Personal Home Delivery of Urn – $25 (add $1.25 per mile beyond 15 miles)
•Mail Pet’s Ashes – $20 (shipping charges will be added)
•Keepsake Jewelry – Starting at $94.00 (“made to hold a small amount of your pet’s ashes or we can have them cast with your pet’s nose or paw print. Available in Sterling or Gold.”)
•Sculpture Urns – $299-$425  “…hand crafted paper mache urns are created in the whimsical likeness of your pet. Each urn is unique and is created from a photograph of your beloved pet.”
•Faithful Friends Sealable Casket – $110-$235
•Hand Crafted Pet Caskets – $56-$2500
•Granite or Marble Grave Markers
•Pet Tribute DVD – $195
•LifeGems – “Diamonds Created From Your Pet’s Ashes!  They are Spectacular!!”

So dig into a business pets are dying for:  Pet Dreams Memorial Center funeral home and crematorium.

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