Mr. Blue MauMau, publisher of the most excellent Blue MauMau franchise website, has gained an early lead in nominations for the FranWorst 500, the annual ranking of the worst franchise opportunities anywhere (or the Ranking of The Rankest, as we like to call it).
Mr. Blue MauMau took a commanding lead with his two promising entries:
Home Services Category: Holly No Habla Inglés Maid Service
Fast Food Category: Chris Coe Burgers
His entries relegated the sole previous entrant (new Quick, Duhk & Hyde honorary Partner PZ) to second (last) place for his entry:
Internet/Web Services: Girls of Unidentifiable Nationalities Who Love To Whatever*
* PZ’s nomination is under review by the FranWorst 500 Review Committee who suspect it is, in fact, a porn site and not a franchise at all.
The winner will get an autographed copy of Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.’s upcoming classic: 99 Businesses You Can Start From Home – Even With a Felony Record & An Electronic Ankle Monitor.
I’m honored. I’m glad I beat out the porn site nomination.
Mr. Blue MauMau
Its not been proven to be a porn site.
That’s true. The long, hard process of getting to the truth is discouraging at times, but we shall continue until, er, completion.