[Pictured, Left, Last Week's Earnings for FranWorst.com]
The Internet has produced its share of frauds, charlatans and Get Rich Quick! artists. Many of them proclaim that they can teach you how to become a “Six-figure Blogger,” painting a pretty picture of you sitting at home in your underwear, never having to dress or bathe, just plunking around on your computer and having money magically pouring forth from your disk drive.
Don’t fall for their scams. Many of these so-called experts can’t even afford an Internet connection. You see them hanging out at Starbucks in their “FARK’n LOSER” t-shirts, scamming free WiFi, pretending to drink out of the faded Starbucks cup they found on a park bench last week. You’ve seen their websites, containing those badly-photoshopped checks they supposedly got from GOOGLE Adwords last month. If these guys had ever even come within a scone’s throw of six-figures they’d know it wasn’t even enough to live on. Six figures doesn’t power my boat for a month.
Stick with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. and I’ll teach you how to be a SEVEN figure blogger in no time. In fact, once you reach my Mastery Level Inner Circle group you will, like me, be an EIGHT Figure Blogger who pretends he’s a seven-figure blogger to fool You-Know-Who (The IRS).
Want proof? Take a look at the photo of my last week’s revenue from this blog alone. As part of the Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.’s Mastery Level Inner Circle Seven Figure Blogger Group, you’ll make basketloads of money too. While I can’t disclose publicly my exact income, consider that every visitor pays me a dollar a day to access the wealth-building secrets on this site. Take a look at the daily visitor counter in the right sidebar. Now YOU do the math!
See you on the veranda!
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Founder
Seven-Figure Blogging Institute
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richard, i do think some of the internet gurus are make believe. how do i know you are real and what you say is true??
Excellent Question, Martha! You are skeptical… and so you should be! That’s a great quality. You are insightful. I could tell that about you as soon as you entered FranWorst.com. You are careful, untrusting… but you also know a great opportunity when you see one. On the road to success, you’re not about to pull off at a rest stop. You’ve got the Millionaire Mindset… and only about 18 books, 16 cassettes and a dvd series away from reaching your full potential.
Because, in the end, Margo, this really isn’t about me. It’s about you. You and your dreams. You and your potential. You and your bank account balance: where the real potential lies.
And you’re still skeptical… Great! Marlo, I can tell you are going places! It’s prrof you want, and that’s what you deserve, because you don’t take no for an answer.
I’m a modest man and don’t like to brag. So I’ll let a few of my friends and associates tell you whether I’m for real. Perhaps you’ll recognize a few of them:
http://richardquick.blogspot.com/2007/02/praise-for-richard-quick-esq.html
Are you ready to join me on the veranda?
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
America’s Most Beloved Millionaire
hey richard, i did not realize your site was for comedy purposes. I guess i have been spending too much time with the gurus. i was suspicious.
any way i think it is very witty, imaginative, creative and FUNNY! (and true somewhat, which is kind of scary)
i will be returning for my chuckles.
Comedy? I’m not sure I follow…
Anyway, thanks for your cover charge.
See you on the veranda!
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Founder, NAAWP
National Association for the Advancement of Wealthy People