Turn your hatred of waterfowl into an exciting business opportunity!
Canadian geese can be as pesky as visiting relatives: eating your stuff, honking up a storm, leaving their crap everywhere. Fortunately, geese-haters can call up the local Geese Police franchise owners who, for a fee, will come sic their dogs on the fowl intruders until they get the hint and move on.
So, if your love for harrassing waterfowl overcomes the hassle of taking care of $5,000 border collies, the Geese Police franchise could be for you. As a plus, you’ll get to use their tagline: “Get the Flock Out!”
As of this writing, Geese Police has not added a service for driving off unwanted relatives, but that could be a lucrative add-on in the future.
FYI There’s also another NJ-based wild goose chase franchise called Geese Patrol. They sure hate geese in New Jersey!
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Graphics: Geese Police
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