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Even the bleeding heart liberals can’t dispute this fact: Under the current administration, production output of American war heroes is booming! And, thanks to PixWit, in cooperation with Pentagon Licensing, White House Properties, and Richard Quick, Esq., every American mourner can swell with pride as the Commander in Chief gives their beloved hero a personal sendoff.
If you’re looking for a business opportunity bursting with potential, the Inflatable Commander-in-Chief Rent to Buy program is the kind of inflation you’ll love! It’s a chance for you to honor our brave troops while making an outrageous profit on every job… just like Halliburton! You’ll be able to console loved ones at their most vulnerable, offer high-margin set-up and rental, and even offer a purchase option to parents of multiple patriotic offspring. It’s red, white and blue for them and GREEN for you… wealth-building the American way!
I see Quick you’re still up to your morally bankrupt enterprises. Friendly fire bullets and Analrettes? For me the Revolution has been a little slow and I’ve had to diversify into a few Internet, or should I say Internets based businesses to raise the capital to put you capitalists out of business for good. We’ve seized on an opportunity presented by our Googler-in-Chief. Ole W himself. Details at http://thegoogleontheinternets.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
Fight the Powers!