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	<description>Franchising's Worst Case Scenarios</description>
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		<title>Dead Michael Jackson Jokes</title>
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Terrible, insensitive &#038; despicable Michael Jackson jokes:
Knock knock.  Who&#8217;s there?  Not Michael Jackson anyway&#8230;
Q:  What was Michael Jackson&#8217;s favorite past time???
A:  Blowing bubbles
Q: What are Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon &#038; Farrah getting for Christmas? 
A: Patrick Swayze.
Q. Michael Jackson&#8217;s favorite Chinese food? 
A. Sum Yung Guy
CPR, evidently not as easy as ABC.
Q. How [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/07/07/dead-michael-jackson-jokes/</link>
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		<title>Sarah Palin to Open Cold Stone Creamery Franchise</title>
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FranchisePick.com suggests a Cold Stone Creamery franchise:
&#8220;It’s well known that the Palin’s are huge Cold Stone Creamery fans, as CST was a regular campaign stop (one on the Palin bus reportedly craved pickles and ice cream every hundred miles).
And since Cold Stone Creamery is seemingly a bad investment in the best of circumstances (Cold Stone [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/07/04/sarah-palin-career-ideas-cold-stone-creamery-franchise/</link>
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		<title>Richard Quick, Esq. on FREE FOOD AT WIZNOS! Campaign</title>
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 Sub franchise giant Wiznos recently launched its FREE FOOD AT WIZNOS! marketing campaign, which requires Wiznos franchisees to give all their food away for free. Sandwich industry publication The Sub Standard recently interviewed Wiznos CEO beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. about the controversial campaign.
SS: Mr. Quick, Esq., you have set the industry buzzing with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/03/21/free-food-at-wiznos/</link>
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		<title>Air-Powered Car Franchise: Real or Unreal?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Convert ANY car or truck to run solely on AIR! Make a fortune!
With an Air4Zero franchise, YOU can end the world&#8217;s dependence on fossil fuel&#8230; and get bloody rich in the process!
Is the A4Z a REAL franchise offering or an UNREAL FranWorst SPOOF?
Scroll down to find out&#8230;

The Air4Zero franchise is&#8230; REAL!*
At least, their very professional [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/02/18/air-powered-car-franchise-real-or-unreal/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Eternal Ascent&#8221; Franchise: Real or Unreal?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Franchisees will send your dearly departed&#8217;s ashes to heaven via a red helium balloon.

Is this a REAL franchise opportunity or a Franworst.com Spoof?  Scroll down to find out&#8230;
REAL!
Franchise Fee:  $9750  Total investment:  $20,000 &#8211; $50,000
According to the Eternal Ascent franchise website, &#8220;We offer a unique franchise opportunity that provides the structure, resources &#38; marketing tools [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/02/14/eternal-ascent-franchise-real-or-unreal/</link>
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		<title>BUDWAY Signs Phelps as Smokesman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Franworst&#8217;s Budway signs Michael Phelps as Smokesman
Shortly after Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps&#8217; spokemanship gig with one franchise chain went up in smoke, he was quickly re-signed with the upstart Budway franchise, a FranWorst company.  While it&#8217;s an expensive move for the budding chain, FranWorst.com owner &#38; Budway CEO Richard Quick, Esq. is ecstatic.  &#8220;It&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/02/09/budway-signs-phelps-as-smokesman/</link>
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		<title>PRODUCTIVITY TIPS: Fire All Your Farking Losers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fark.com is a great tool for detecting the time-wasting losers on your staff. Fark.com website actually makes stupid employees more stupid with every work-minute it wastes.  The Fark community itself is a sea of morons clamoring for approval of other morons.  Some spend countless hours searching for and submitting vapid stories with inane [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/09/fark-is-for-farking-losers/</link>
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		<title>WIZNOS SUB! Launches LB. O&#8217; FLESH Value Meal Promotion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
WIZNOS SUB! is hoping to take a bite out of rival Quiznos Sub by offering the economically stimulating LB. O&#8217; FLESH Value Meal.
According to WIZNOS CEO Richard Quick, Esq. &#8220;At only $3.99, the LB. O&#8217; FLESH Value Meal provides a your choice of WIZNOS Sub with a full pound of meat.  Plus, when you buy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/09/wiznos-sub-launches-lb-o-flesh-value-meal-promotion/</link>
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		<title>COLD STONE PIZZA FRANCHISE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

American consumers love pizza.  They love a bargain.  And they love to see people worse off than themselves.
Now, QuickCo Franchising has combined America&#8217;s passion for pizza, low prices and the misfortune of others into one exciting concept:  Cold Stone Pizza!
If you&#8217;re looking for a lucrative way to combine your love of money with your disregard [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/08/cold-stone-pizza-franchise/</link>
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		<title>FTC Busts Amish!  Quilt Cache Seized from &#8220;Illegal Franchise&#8221;</title>
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Pre-dawn raid cracks “largest illegal franchise and pyramid scheme in world history.” 
Leola, PA  In a massive crackdown on what’s been called an epidemic of new “lifestyle” business opportunity scams, the FTC* has filed suit against the 150,000 members of the Amish community for running what they declare is the largest illegal franchise and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.franworst.com/2008/08/19/ftc-busts-amish-quilt-cache-seized-from-illegal-franchise-ring/</link>
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