Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

Terrible, insensitive & despicable Michael Jackson jokes:

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Michael Jackson anyway…

Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite past time???
A: Blowing bubbles

Q: What are Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon & Farrah getting for Christmas?
A: Patrick Swayze.

Q. Michael Jackson’s favorite Chinese food?
A. Sum Yung Guy

CPR, evidently not as easy as ABC.

Q. How is Michael Jackson like a jockey?
A. They both like riding 3 year olds.

Q: Where did Michael Jackson shop for a date?
A: Boys ‘R Us.

Q: What made Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It was the little boy inside him.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: When was bedtime at the Michael Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touched the little hand.

Q: What game did Michael NOT allow to be played at Neverland?
A: Got your nose!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?
A: They both like a little crack now and then.

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