“Eternal Ascent” Franchise: Real or Unreal?

Franchisees will send your dearly departed’s ashes to heaven via a red helium balloon.

Is this a REAL franchise opportunity or a Franworst.com Spoof?  Scroll down to find out…

REAL!

Franchise Fee:  $9750  Total investment:  $20,000 – $50,000

According to the Eternal Ascent franchise website, “We offer a unique franchise opportunity that provides the structure, resources & marketing tools necessary for you to build a successful Memorial Ash Scattering business around our patented process. Our service is a fitting farewell for both humans and pets. You will be offering the friends and family of the deceased a unique and unforgettable memorial as you send their cremated remains on a final flight to the heavens in a giant, environmentally safe balloon.”

Every family receives a “Photificate” of the release, and DVDs are available. Those who don’t want to attend their event can simply mail their beloved’s cremains with the check.