WIZNOS SUB! Launches LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal Promotion
January 9, 2009 by Richard Quick
WIZNOS SUB! is hoping to take a bite out of rival Quiznos Sub by offering the economically stimulating LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal.
According to WIZNOS CEO Richard Quick, Esq. “At only $3.99, the LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal provides a your choice of WIZNOS Sub with a full pound of meat. Plus, when you buy one LB. OF FLESH Value Meal, you get a 2nd one free!”
At a press conference earlier today, reporters asked how Wiznos Corporation could possibly make money selling two 1 lb. sandwiches for only $3.99.
CEO Quick explained: “It’s simple. The second lb. of flesh is extracted directly from our franchisees.”
WIZNOS SUB! is a QuickCo company, widely praised for its contributions to the homeless (helping them get their start) and the trial lawyer community.
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Oh come on! Everyone knows Wiznos’s CEO Richard Quick is only looking out for his franchisees! It’s not like he is saying franchisees have to give that lb O’ Flesh away for nothing. He said he will give everyone one penny for each one they give away. Now some people say that’s wrong as he makes a dollar for everyone that is sold as that bread and dressing is expensive suff, but RQ has expenses too! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Sure the baby is is new Gulfstream plane and the shoes are the cashmere slippers his friends can wear, but you have to admit he needed them! It can get rocky up there and that wine can spill. It’s it enough that he downgraded already from $800 Cheval Blanc to $200 Leoville-Barton as the house wine on his aircraft !?
Hasn’t he suffered enough !? What are you poor Wiznos Franchisees going to complain about next! Next thing you know you guys will be complaining that he be required to actually visit and be forced to eat at one of his restaurants once a month!
True. Richard Quick, Esq. is a very generous man who believes in sharing his blessings with the needy & less fortunate.
Just last month he donated $5 Million to help the underprivileged law students learn their craft… and he will be keeping them plenty busy once they get out and join his franchise law firm of quick, Duhk & Hyde.