(BRAD) PITT STOP FRANCHISE RUMOR CONFIRMED
July 14, 2008 by FranWorst
(FRANWORST: Worst Franchise Opportunities) Kudos to the Bizlevity who broke this story with all the gushing force of a ruptured membrane.
(We first learned about the news when Franchise Pick attempted to steal the story out from them. ) Once BizLevity broke the rumor that Angelina Jolie was franchising her womb, franchisees of QuickCo’s Papa Ratzee’s Dumpster Divers sprung into action.
One enterprising Papa Ratzee hit the motherload: discarded logo and advertising comps for the Pitt Stop Insemination Clinics in the dumpster of Ad-Agency-to-the-Stars Enviro-Ad. (You may remember Enviro-Ad as the agency that sent KFC’s Colonel Sanders to the moon and invented environmental product placement)
Among the treasures to be auctioned off on eBay are crumpled drafts of Pitt Stop logos and franchise sales advertisements, pictured below, and a discarded advertising comp for Brangelina franchise Pitt Stop, pictured above.
Draft logos for Pitt stop franchise:
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Still recovering from “all the gushing force of a ruptured membrane.”
Great logos. Now to work on a few tag lines:
Pitt Stop Artificial Insemination Clinics…
–Please. Come Again.
–You’ll Be In and Out in 5 Minutes. Guaranteed.
–Get a Grip.
–Where You Fill in the Blanks.
–No. We’re Not The International House of Pancakes.
- In by 9, out by 9:03
- Now you can say ‘both my grampaws were in Deliverance”
- More eggs than a Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast
- Where Billy Bob Thornton shops. Now.