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Meal Assembly & Botox Kitchen Franchise

June 13, 2008 by FranWorst 


(FranWorst.com) Beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has announced the debut of the first Meal Assembly & Cosmetic Surgery Kitchen Franchise: Make & Fake Gourmet. Make & Fake Gourmet combines the consumer appeal of paying hundreds of dollars to prepare ones own meals, and the booming demand for such cosmetic enhancements as botox injections, face peels, microderm abrasions, and liposuction… all in a festive, upscale, and social setting.

More details were not available at press time, as Mr. Quick just thought of the idea and had other things to do.

Said millionaire-maker Quick: “I am proud to be able to offer this exciting franchise opportunity to qualified individuals. As you know, 99% of franchise owners are wildly successful compared to 99% of independent business owners who fail in the most public, humiliating ways possible. QuickCo is proud to offer another exciting opportunity that’s truly too good to be true.”

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8 Responses to “Meal Assembly & Botox Kitchen Franchise”

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  4. Kelly aka MM on June 13th, 2008 4:48 pm

    Mr Quick (you’re not related to the Nestle’s chocolate Mr. Bunny Quick are you? Just wondering I’m, a HUGE fan).
    Anyhoo-Do you have a UFOC available to look at- Oh heck forget the UFOC-due diligence be damned, just tell me how much and where to send my check
    K

  5. FranWorst on June 29th, 2008 6:16 am

    Mr Quick (you’re not related to the Nestle’s chocolate Mr. Bunny Quick are you? Just wondering I’m, a HUGE fan).
    In fact, I am in litigation with Nestle for trademark infringing on my name. Mr firm, Quick, Duhk, & Hyde is actually suing more than 5,000 separate companies on my behalf for trying to profit from my name with variations of Get Rich Quick, Rich & Creamy, Nestle’s Quik and other attempts at identity theft.

    Do you have a UFOC available to look at- Oh heck forget the UFOC-due diligence be damned, just tell me how much and where to send my check
    No, no, no! Do not enter a deal until you’ve done your proper due diligence. We only want franchisees who feel completely confident. That’s why we allow you to create your own UFOC. That’s right. Download any companies UFOC, search and replace their name for Quickco and ther concepts, and change any provision you like! As long as you pay the franchise fee and flat fee royalty, you can create your own deal - and we’ll approve it!

    In fact, the AAFD will give it an award!

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