IT CAN’T FAIL, HONEY. IT’S A FRANCHISE!

As I was supervising, belittling and chastizing the laborers as they tore up my southern Italian marble foyer and installed a new northern Italian marble floor for no discernable reason, I thought about you and the inner millionaire within you. I told my undocumented workers about you, and how, by investing in a FranWorst franchise opportunity you’d have nothing to lose but your view of the poverty line, your kids’ disdain and your wife’s growing suspicion that she made a big, big mistake. I’d really like to show you that foyer, but my security chief advises against interior photographs. Hey… Why don’t you and your family come by for a drink after the wire transfer?

See you on the veranda,

RQ

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