SHIT CREEK PADDLE STORE FRANCHISES AVAILABLE!
July 17, 2007 by FranWorst
Shit Creek Paddle Store:
Franchises now available!
You’ve been there before. Heck, maybe you’re there now! And with your firsthand experience with misfortune, you know that when you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle, you’ll pay whatever it takes.
Well now you can be on the winning side of things for once… as the owner of your very own Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise!
Not sure if a franchise is right for your future? Don’t take a chance. Ask the Sexy Psychic if the Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise is right for you.
That’s right, get a free psychic reading from the voluptuous Ms. Sara Freder. She knows you want to.
The Sexy Psychic:
Disclaimer: This is not an offer of a Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise. An offer of a Shit Creek Paddle Store franchise is available by prospectus only. We cannot guarantee results or happiness. We cannot guarantee that even your oldest friends will not resent you once you are unimaginably wealthy from this or other Franworst brand franchise opportunities. Get rich at your own risk.
THE REAL STORE WITH REAL SHITS CREEK MERCHANDISE. http://www.shitscreek.net
Funny shit.
Man, I’ve been laughing for the last 30 minutes.
I’ve got to link to some of these from my (self serving) site. Sent the Budget Brides link to a friend that actually had a fling with an Ukranian girl from hell. He needed a dozen stitches and a restraining order to regain some of his sanity.
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UP SHiT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE?
Here it is - your search is over for the elusive “SHiT CREEK Paddle”.
Made by internationally acclaimed sculptor Terry Brown.
The paddle is hand made in finest English pewter with wood grain detailing. It measures 70mm in length. There is a blank plate for engraving your own SHiT CREEK on the back of both Key ring and Badge. Each has a predatory “Bite Mark”, just to warn you your journey back from SHiT CREEK could still be through troubled waters.
GET YOURS NOW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU’LL NEED IT
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