Don LaPre’s Ultimate Road to Success!
January 14, 2007 by Richard Quick
Don LaPre is only one of the celebrated graduates of Richard Quick, Esq.’s GET RICH QUICK! Millionaire’s Academy. I remember Don when he was just a thousandaire, hustling old ladies out of their snuff money in no-limit cribbage games behind Miami dog racing tracks. I’m proud to say I helped make him what he is today: an internationally known and loved infomercial zillionaire, like his mentor.
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Don is wearing that glorious shirt I sent him for Christmas! I am flattered.
Looking good, Donny. You know what you should do, honey? Mass-market those famous rubarb trees. I’d like one myself. Do let me know when they’ll be available.
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Until the day that you can afford your own rhubarb tree, you can still enjoy the great taste of rhubarb with a 9 ounce jar of Beanie’s Chuck Wagon strawberry rhubarb jam for only $3.95 plus shipping and handling.
That’s right. For only $3.95 plus S&H, even YOU can eat like MILLIONAIRE Don LaPre thanks to Lancaster County Market.
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Watch Don Lapre's Ultimate Road to Success!
I am so proud. My prodigy Don Lapre, who, like me, has selflessly made truckloads of the Great Unwashed multimillionaires, and given them a seat at the table of plenty (or at least a folding chair …
This has got to be one of the most hilarious videos i’ve ever seen!! How true can you get? It’s funny sitting back and mocking the entire ‘get rich quick’ thing!!