Window Wash Your Way To Wealth!

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Your window of opportunity just may be a windshield!

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(Hey! You missed a spot!)

Outdoor Franchise: Trapper Tom’s Nature Store

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Hey, you outdoorsmen… Watch the video that will change your life! Believe Me!

Trapper Tom’s Nature Store Franchise Video

Now you can turn your tolerance of the outdoors into the Get Rich Quick! venture of your dreams… exploiting both the wave of nostalgia for the long-conquered natural environment AND the selling power of internationally celebrated naturist Trapper Tom, host of the hit outdoor show Trapper Tom’s Hot on the Trail series.

See you on the veranda!

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Publisher, Franworst

Big Beaver Demands Small Hooters

Breaking news at Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.’s tax-free offshore blog FRANWORST, home of the ultimate franchise opportunities! Read all about it:

Big Beaver Demands Small Hooters

Don LaPre’s Ultimate Road to Success!

Don LaPre is only one of the celebrated graduates of Richard Quick, Esq.’s GET RICH QUICK! Millionaire’s Academy. I remember Don when he was just a thousandaire, hustling old ladies out of their snuff money in no-limit cribbage games behind Miami dog racing tracks. I’m proud to say I helped make him what he is today: an internationally known and loved infomercial zillionaire, like his mentor.

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Big Beaver Demands Small Hooters

Source:  Troy council to consider settling lawsuit filed by Hooters restaurants

Excerpt:

The Troy City Council is expected to decide Monday whether to sign an agreement, which — if approved by Hooters restaurants and a U.S. District Court — would settle a $1-million lawsuit between the city and the restaurant chain.

City Attorney Lori Grigg Bluhm said Friday that the agreement would allow Hooters of America Inc. to get the liquor license transfer it has sought, but would require the restaurant to minimize its signage on the building….

…Council members have said that the restaurant does not fit the image they want to project along the Big Beaver corridor. That may still be an issue come Monday’s meeting, scheduled for 7:30 p.m. at City Hall, 500 W. Big Beaver.

Don LaPre’s Ultimate Road to Success!

Don LaPre is only one of the celebrated graduates of Richard Quick, Esq.’s GET RICH QUICK! Millionaire’s Academy. I remember Don when he was just a thousandaire, hustling old ladies out of their snuff money in no-limit cribbage games behind Miami dog racing tracks. I’m proud to say I helped make him what he is today: an internationally known and loved infomercial zillionaire, like his mentor.

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Trapper Tom’s Nature Store

Now you can turn your tolerance of the outdoors into the Get Rich Quick! venture of your dreams… exploiting both the wave of nostalgia for the long-conquered natural environment AND the selling power of internationally celebrated naturist Trapper Tom, host of the hit outdoor show Trapper Tom’s Hot on the Trail series. Watch an episode now:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z11LUdp6kjQ[/video]

Window Washing WealthBuilding!

Through Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.’s Window Washing Wealth! Program, you’ll be filthy rich Washing Windows and building Wealth(!) in no time! Just put on your rubber gloves and press “play” to look through the windshield of opportunity:

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Mr. Blue MauMau Seizes Top Spot in FranWorst 500 Nominations!

Mr. Blue MauMau, publisher of the most excellent Blue MauMau franchise website, has gained an early lead in nominations for the FranWorst 500, the annual ranking of the worst franchise opportunities anywhere (or the Ranking of The Rankest, as we like to call it).

Mr. Blue MauMau took a commanding lead with his two promising entries:

Home Services Category: Holly No Habla Inglés Maid Service
Fast Food Category: Chris Coe Burgers

His entries relegated the sole previous entrant (new Quick, Duhk & Hyde honorary Partner PZ) to second (last) place for his entry:

Internet/Web Services: Girls of Unidentifiable Nationalities Who Love To Whatever*

* PZ’s nomination is under review by the FranWorst 500 Review Committee who suspect it is, in fact, a porn site and not a franchise at all.

The winner will get an autographed copy of Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.’s upcoming classic:  99 Businesses You Can Start From Home - Even With a Felony Record & An Electronic Ankle Monitor.

Farewell, Saddam. Thanks for the Memories…

I rarely get choked up at the passing of an associate, friend or close family member. I am philosophical about death, and have little internal “Quickisms” that keep me from the distraction of grief (Like: He’s dead? More for the rest of us!) So I was surprised to find myself a little choked up by the passing of Saddam Hussein. Not as choked up as Saddam himself, but choked up nonetheless.

Saddam had some little quirks, but he also had some very inspiring qualities that I draw on daily. And he left us with some very important lessons (like, if you’re gonna act like someone with WMDs, you better have some WMDs. And an extra stash off-premise in case that little snoop Hans Glick finds the first stash).

Many people forget that Saddam also had many good qualities. But I’m not going to waste valuable time better spent plundering and conquering (Saddam would have wanted it this way), I will leave the touching eulogy in the hands of poet and philosopher Steve Martin, who put it into words even nearly better than my own:

OH, My SADDAM by Steve Martin

Oh, my Saddam, how I loved your funny little ways. The way you held your teacup; the way you enjoyed those who coaxed a smile from you. I love that you found a way to exist in this mixed up world, how you thought, “why be mean when you can be nice?” Saddam, I will miss the way you would point to someone and then they would be dead, the way your puppy Pluto became a rug… Continue reading at Steve’s blog…

Fare well, Saddam. Thanks for leaving me your legacy and thanks for all the no-bid contracts. I’m sure some day soon we’ll be together, though not too soon.

I’ll see you on that great veranda in the sky… or elsewhere…

Richard Quick, Esq.

The People’s Millionaire

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