Nominations sought for the FranWorst 500

Franworst is seeking nominations for our annual ranking of the 500 “Best of the Worst” franchise and business opportunities. The FranWorst 500 team of undocumented workers will sort, analyze and apply each opportunity to a sophisticated matrix of ranking criteria, including ad expenditures with QuickCo, other expenditures with QuickCo, insider stock tips, personal gifts to Richard Quick, Esq., political influence, history or likelihood and/or desirability of sexual favors, and charitable contributions of stock, real estate or gold bullion to our nonprofit arm, the NAAWP.

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Among the early nominations streaming in:

Automotive
Robin Steele Transmission Specialists
Mr. Slingshot Windshield Repair
Rent-A-Death-Trap Unsafe Vehicles 4 Less

Child-based
McTatts Child Safety Tattoos
Lil Dunces Tutoring
My First Downline! MLM for Kids
The Short Bus! Mobile Day Care
Kid-4-Kid Child Xchange
Build-A-Bomb Workshop (TM)
Pimp My Treehouse! & Pimp My Trike!
PLAY COACH Playground Performance Optimization
Wee Pals! Potty Training

Dating Services/Human Trafficking
It’s Just Sex!
Budget Brides
ChineseBaby.Com (video)
Slave Traders Int’l (video)

Personal Care
Not Dead Yet! Senior Care
Old Fogey Farm
Porn Clips Hair Salon for Men
1-800-Kall-Grl
2 Men & a Gasmask
Analrettes Smoking Cessation

Financial/Tax Services/Consulting
5 to 10 Tax Experts
The Money Laundry
Cold Dish Payback Services
Franchise-By-Seller The Franchise Sales Franchise
HCN Housewife Consulting Network
Vend-A-Temp
The 32 Hour Day (video)
Tony Bobbin’s “Let Go Clinic” (video)
Ron LaFree’s “Losing Your Money” (video)

Food/Restaurant Franchises
Whiznos Sandwiches – Get Toasted!
Haggis-Dasz
Sizzlin’ Sirloin Vegetarian Cafe
Isotopes – Radioactive Ice Cream of the Future!
El Taco Malo!
E Coli Mexican Cafe
C.R. Jugs Family Restaurant
Everything on a Stick!
Squat ‘n Gobble Restaurant
WD-40 Restaurant
Bistro Velveeta
Salmon Ella’s
All Steaks for $1.00
Bigot Bistro
Chris Coe Burgers*
STARBUSKJ Cofe ‘N’ RoP (video)

Home Services
Mr. Spraypaint Bathroom Refinishing
2 Men & A Mopbucket
Garage-O-Cile
Home Porn Studio
Mr. Happy Crack
Rent-A-Negro
Holly No Habla Inglés Maid Service*

Health & Fitness
LardAss Workout Centers
James Brown’s I FEEL GOOD! Fitness Club
World Championship Thumb Wrestling
Plutonium Beach Tanning Centers
Hemorrhoid Clinic, The
Bucket O’ Pills (video)

Internet & Technology
Get Rich on Revver! (video)

Lodging/Hospitality
Pizza Inn
Bethlehem Suites
Ghett Inn Urban Motel

Marketing/Advertising
Enviro-Ad Product Placement
BUMvertise!
All Natural Billboards
Signs by Last Thursday

Misc. Services
Good Riddance Discount Funerals
Mr. Mausoleum
Mona Leasing Art Rental
Goin’ Postal
Let’s Do Dishes!
Mr. Mariachi
Sell Dehydrated Water!
Dumpster Divers Int’l
CellPhone Harvest
All Clear! Drug Testing
Not mine! DNA Testing
iSTOLeDit! Ebay reSellers
MOB HITZ Contract Killings

Pets & Pet Services
Pet Island Tropical Resort
DATE-A-PET
ADverPet
Kenny Rogers Roosters
Pet Island
Pets-or-Food Store

Retail
Just Stickie Notes
Latex City
“As Seen in Motels” Superstore
My Foot’s Asleep!
The Vel-Cro Shoppe
Shoes-N-Feet
Assault & Battery Warehouse
BLING 4 LESS
MirkenStock
Shit Creek Paddle Store
Trapper Tom’s Nature Store (video)

OTHER
Get Middle Class Quick! (video)
ABANDONS Franchise Group (video)
Blow Darts Home Parties (video)

* Reader submitted

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