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From www.bumvertising.com:
Bumvertising™, or the use of sign holding vagrants to advertise, is a
development of PokerFaceBook.com’s most recent advertising
campaign. Homeless men are able to provide a valuable and tangible service to a
company, while receiving an additional revenue stream in combination with their
normal donations from begging.
Benjamin Rogovy, president and chief economist of Front Door
Enterprises, developed this system after realizing the enormous potential in
wasted homeless labor. Bums use a business model that takes advantage of high
volume traffic, with the expectation that, on average, a certain number of
people will donate to them in the form of cash, clothing, or food.
Why advertise when you can BUMvertise?
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