GET RICH QUICK: The Paddle Store Franchise

When we started out, we were charging people to ferry them up Shit Creek. Then we realized we could double our profits by helping them up Shit Creek for free, then charging them twice as much for a paddle. If you’re looking for a franchise with a huge potential market and a high-demand product, this is the franchise opportunity you’ve been searching for. As the saying goes, your shit has come in.