Unworthy Charity #1: Ken’s Medieval History PhD & book
March 14, 2006 by Richard Quick
The first submission for Richard Quick’s Top Unworthy Charities of 2006 comes from Publisher, Founder, CEO, and “Chairman of the Bored” of the misguided anti-commercialist (!) site Corporate Motherfucker (www.corporatemofo.com). Begs Ken: “”I ask that you endow a scholarship to put me through my Ph.D in medieval history and buy a publishing company to publish my book.” Mr. Mondschein meets several of my criteria for unworthy charities: He is a reformed Ren-faire jouster, and an “avid student” of historical fencing. He quotes Allen “The Barde of Edinburgh” Ginsburg. He either shares my fondness for Newcastle Ale or he has a serious growth on his left cheek. And he knows how to appeal to investors (Well, fuck you. We’re not selling out. All the same, we want to start a print magazine. If you have money and no desire to make a profit, please contact Ken Mondschein at editor@corporatemofo.com.) I believe any donations you can make to the Send-Ken-to-the-Middle-Ages Fund will be money well-spent. That way his anti-capitalist, leftist opinions will be forever contained in that liberal cone-of-silence we call Academia. Learn more at www.corporatemofo.com.
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Newcastle brown ale!
what a fucking northern-a!
You can’t judge a man by the direction his toilet water flushes, Morri. Truth be told, I prefer to drink PISS. PISS Beer, that is. Ever tried it? http://richardquick.blogspot.com/2006/03/richard-quicks-success-tips-take-piss.html
actually i have about 8 years ago it was popular, for a minute, then we drank it, then it went the way of duff, and now costs money.
piss poor if you ask me Rich.
Back to you in the studio,
Morri.