1st Choice Video is the innovative and trendsetting video superstore and the home of the MegaBeta In-Stock Guarantee. In the 1980s, it was 1st Choice that anticipated the triumph of Beta format videos over VHS, in the 1990s it invested heavily in laserdisc technology and in 2005 foretold the death of the DVD. Now you can hitch your financial wagon, and life savings, to this shooting star.
They say that good things come in small packages… and the Midget Mart franchise is certainly a good thing. It’s a chance to get in on the growing demand for the diminutive. And ask about the Midget Mart financing program if you’re a little short of funds.
Now you can be a professional marketing consultant: No special skills or talent required. All it takes is a desire to succeed, the ability to keep a straight face and a general disregard for the moral standards shared by all cultures and religions throughout the world. With our extensive guidance, you’ll propose moronic ideas and get paid for it. The more moronic the idea, the more you get paid!
Italian food that actually originated in China and popularized in the United States through home delivery is a proven moneymaker. First it was pizza. Then buckets of ravioli. And now pasta by the wheelbarrel. Act fast, because prime pasta territories will soon be going going gone!
Peculiar times breed peculiar ailments in peculiar people… creating a demand for this peculiarly appealing business. It’s a business every bit as peculiar as you.
As an Old Barn Wood Furniture and Crafts, you’ll learn our state-of-the-art advertising methods and deploy our cutting edge lead generation tools to create a booming business selling Old Barn Wood. And Furniture. And Crafts.
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Scots are hot! Trendwatchers know the next wave of millionaires will be bagpipers. Don’t get caught with your kilt down on this one. There can only be one Mr. Bagpipe franchisee per major metro area. Will it be you?
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The acclaimed B.J. Cleaners has a new product line and, hence, a new name: B.J. Cleaners & Weiners. Now three American favorites add up to one great opportunity. For more information on this and other fine franchise opportunities, contact Richard Quick at richardquickesq@yahoo.com.
Although it’s not, technically, a business opportunity, U.S. Air is not, technically, like a business. Working for U.S. Air is even more exciting than self-employment… and it’s done at 30,000 feet! But if it gets stressful, don’t worry. You can always take it out on your passengers… and there are plenty of rules to blame it on!!!
