Mona Leasing Art Franchise

Everybody loves art! But let’s face it, we get pretty friggin’ sick of looking at the same crap every month. As a Mona Leasing franchise owner, you’ll get in on the hot new market for art rental. Each month, your team will arrive in your customized Van-Go Express Van and bring a whole world of art to homes and businesses! From the Masters such as Rembrandt and Gaugin to good stuff. Mona Leasing will train you how to capitalize on specialty markets with exclusive lines, like the “Survivors” series for post-layoff companies and the progressive “Kidzart” for the refrigerators of the childless.

Toenail Fungus Abatement

Q: Why do Fungus “R” Us franchise owners get invited to so many parties?
A: Because they’re real fun guys (fungis). And because they’re rich as hell.
It’s no fun when there’s a fungus among’us. These little piggies ain’t going anywhere but to your Fungus “R” Us toenail fungus abatement franchise where the owner will foot any bill and pay through the nose for fungal-free toes.

Richard Quick’s Franchise Revolution (coming soon)

It’s another bestseller in the making.
Are you thinking of buying a franchise? Buying a franchise is an excellent idea. All the best franchises will be included in Richard Quick’s book on franchising: Franchise Revolution! Look for it soon, franchise seekers.

Business is booming… Literally!

New franchise is “da Bomb”!
For whatever reason, the bomb defusement business is undergoing explosive growth. And for whatever reason, local law enforcement officials and municipalities are calling in “outsiders” to handle their most urgent situations. As a Mr. Bomb Squad franchise owner, you’ll receive a full 9 days of training in handling every type of explosive, from science fair projects to the thermonuclear devices of mad scientists. Once you receive your training certificate and logoed Mr. Bomb Squad Mini Cooper, we’ll direct you (via phone) on how to conduct a Grand Opening program to get your business started with a bang!

A Window of Opportunity!

Home Invasion: The Franchise of the Future.
Want to know who started the saying “Crime doesn’t pay”? Criminals, that’s who. Because they don’t want anyone to know just how many millionaires the current boom in home invasions is creating! Learn more in Richard Quick’s upcoming book: “Get Rich Quick: 100 businesses you can start once you’re out of the joint.”

(Void where prohibited by law.)

Turn Trash into Cash!

And help save the environment!
Each week American consumers clean, sort and place millions of dollars worth of aluminum cans and other valuables at their curbside in clearly marked containers. In Richard Quick’s upcoming book “Get Rich Quick! How to become a millionaire in 30 Days… Guaranteed,” you’ll learn how to turn their trash into YOUR cash working only a few hours per day… and you’ll be home by breakfast! Contact Richard Quick to reserve your advanced autographed collectible copy!

Start a Home Casino!

Get in on the Gambling and Home-Schooling Booms!
If there’s one thing both right and left wingers agree on, it’s that gambling is good. It’s good for America. It’s good for our children. And it’s good for my offshore bank accounts. And now you can bring the virtues of gambling to your suburban neighborhood, and start a new life for yourself, by turning your extra guestroom or musty basement into your own Casino and Home-Based Poker school! Learn all about it in Richard Quick’s upcoming book “Get Rich Quick! 99 Home Businesses You can Start for Less then $1.00!” Email Richard directly to get on the waiting list.

Make Luggage… Out of Tape!

With the Mr. Luggage-Made-Out-of-Tape* franchise, you’ll use patented procedures and techniques to manufacture, market and sell your own designer cellophane tape luggage.

* Not affiliated with the Mr. Tape, Mr. Luggage or the Mr. Luggage-Not-Made-Out-Of-Tape companies.

Looking for a business opportunity that provides the best opportunity for business growth? Then you’ll love Richard Quick’s upcoming bestseller Richard Quick’s Best Business Opportunities for Business Opportunity Seekers. Coming soon… soon as it’s written.

Amish Country Signs Franchise

In the fast-paced, cutthroat world of A-Commerce, competition is fiercer than ever. And with many of the Amish moving quilt production and shoofly-pie baking overseas, it’s only going to get worse. Now you can give business owners the competitive advantage they need… high-impact, state of the art digital signage solutions with an authentic, old-world look. The tourists will never know what hit them.
[Holiday tip: try gift shopping from Amish Country at Lancaster County Market. This tip brought to you by Lancaster County Market]

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