A mobile franchise that’s a cut above the rest.
According to their website, “1-800-AUTOPSY is mobile-based to provide appropriate procurement and transport/delivery services for tissue and organ case/specimens, and to facilitate client response and prompt management of autopsy procedures. The 1-800-AUTOPSY vehicle is fully equipped with mobile telecommunications equipment, including paging/voicemail, mobile fax, phone and portable computer & printer, surgical instruments & attire, storage/packaging containers and photography equipment. Calls are answered immediately, and our autopsy services provided within 4 to 8 hours.
“Our autopsy services are carried out in hospitals and funeral homes in an ancillary capacity, not in people’s homes, or in my vehicle, as reported by the media, in strictest adherence to decorum, privacy and correct medical procedures and conditions.”
Luckily, “strict adherence to decorum” doesn’t prevent 1-800-Autopsy from selling a line of gifts to die for, including t-shirts, coffin purses, brain gelatin molds, and a plastic nose with pencil sharpener nostrils.
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