What is Success?
What is Success?
A letter from our President, Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. Read the story »
God Doesn’t Make – Or Like – Losers!
Does a desire to be your own boss burn inside you with the intensity of a urinary tract infection?
Q&A with Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Q. Mr. Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq., what will I actually DO as a FRANWORST franchisee?
A. Please, call me Millionaire.
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PRODUCTIVITY TIPS: Fire All Your Farking Losers
Fark.com is a great tool for detecting the time-wasting losers on your staff. Read the story »
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The Wave of the Future: Dehydrated Water!
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Richard Quick, Esq. on FREE FOOD AT WIZNOS! Campaign
Sub franchise giant Wiznos recently launched its FREE FOOD AT WIZNOS! marketing campaign, which...
WIZNOS SUB! Launches LB. O’ FLESH Value Meal Promotion
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COLD STONE PIZZA FRANCHISE
American consumers love pizza. They love a bargain. And they love to see people worse off than...
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“Eternal Ascent” Franchise: Real or Unreal?
Franchisees will send your dearly departed’s ashes to heaven via a red helium balloon. Read More →
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Meal Assembly & Botox Kitchen Franchise
(FranWorst.com) Beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has announced the debut of the first Meal...
BREAKING NEWS!
FTC Busts Amish! Quilt Cache Seized from “Illegal Franchise”
Pre-dawn raid cracks “largest illegal franchise and pyramid scheme in world history.” Leola, PA...
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